REDACCIÓN DE INGLES: My jokes

Hello! I am going to tell you some jokes:

-What is the difference between a cat and a dog, Dogs think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so they must be goods; cats instead think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so I must be good.

-She: So, why do you call me Eve when my real name is Maria?

He: Because you are the first woman I ever had.

She: Well, then I'll call you Peugeot

He: Why's that? Because I'm good-looking, economical, small and fast?

She: No, darling. Because you're number 206!

-A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor I've got a problem, I've got two personalities.' The doctor answers: 'Be quiet, sit down and let's talk all four of us.'

LuCiiA...*

Redacción de ingles: Letter to british

Hi!! I am going to show you a letter for my british friend: Sarah.
These holidays she will come here!!:

Hello Sarah!! How are you? I am in my house, very boring...
I can't stop thinking about what we will do when you arrive.
I made a list of things we can do and places we can visit.
These are my ideas:
- Monday we will go to de shopping centre to buy and eat and in the afternoon we will ride a horse in a riding school. It's very funny!!
-Tuesday we will go to visit the Old Town of Madrid.
-Wednesday we and my other friends will do an excursion to nearby lake where we bathe and eat.
-Thusday we and Pol (my neighbor) will have to clean my swimming pool and in the afternoon we will swimming in it.
-Friday we will go to skate on ice and at night we go to the disco with some friends of the institute.
-And in Sunday we and my family will visit the zoo and we will have dinner at home with my cousins.



This is my planing. Do you like it?
And remember: Bring a bathing suit! kisses





LuCiiA...