REDACCIÓN DE INGLES: My jokes

Hello! I am going to tell you some jokes:

-What is the difference between a cat and a dog, Dogs think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so they must be goods; cats instead think: Humans are benevolent, they feed me, and take care of me, so I must be good.

-She: So, why do you call me Eve when my real name is Maria?

He: Because you are the first woman I ever had.

She: Well, then I'll call you Peugeot

He: Why's that? Because I'm good-looking, economical, small and fast?

She: No, darling. Because you're number 206!

-A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor I've got a problem, I've got two personalities.' The doctor answers: 'Be quiet, sit down and let's talk all four of us.'

LuCiiA...*

Redacción de ingles: Letter to british

Hi!! I am going to show you a letter for my british friend: Sarah.
These holidays she will come here!!:

Hello Sarah!! How are you? I am in my house, very boring...
I can't stop thinking about what we will do when you arrive.
I made a list of things we can do and places we can visit.
These are my ideas:
- Monday we will go to de shopping centre to buy and eat and in the afternoon we will ride a horse in a riding school. It's very funny!!
-Tuesday we will go to visit the Old Town of Madrid.
-Wednesday we and my other friends will do an excursion to nearby lake where we bathe and eat.
-Thusday we and Pol (my neighbor) will have to clean my swimming pool and in the afternoon we will swimming in it.
-Friday we will go to skate on ice and at night we go to the disco with some friends of the institute.
-And in Sunday we and my family will visit the zoo and we will have dinner at home with my cousins.



This is my planing. Do you like it?
And remember: Bring a bathing suit! kisses





LuCiiA...

Redacción de ingles: Latest news:

"EL CANTO DEL LOCO PERFORMS IN AZUQUECA DE HENARES"



A few days ago Azuqueca's town hall affirmed this new: The group El Canto del Loco will act in Azuqueca in September.

This news has been well received by their fans who are ready to buy their tickets next Wednesday.

This popular group has been invited to Azuqueca from the past years without success, but this year has not wanted to be left behind and has already signed the contract with the group to perform at the San Miguel complex.

We interviewed one of his fans: Carolina:

-Hi Carolina! What reactions did you have when you learned the news?

-Hi! I got very happy because this is the best group for me!

-Do you know the price of tickets?

-Yes, the price of tickets is 20 euros.

-Ok, thanks for being with us and share your emotions, bye!

-Bye!

LuCiiA....

Redacción de ingles: An imaginary animal.

Hi!! I am Lucía, and I go to tell which is my perfect animal:

It is an animal with the form of a dolphin, delicate and nice simultaneusly, because the dolphins are a most pretty animal in the world; with the rapidity of a shark, because a shark is one of the animals most fast in this planet; and with the quality of a penguin: can live in a water and in the land, because the penguins have a privilege of having this quality.

In resum my perfect animal is pretty, fast and favoured, very favoured...

And it animal has the followin name: DOLPHPENSH.

LuCiiA...

Redacción de ingles: My first day at secondary school.
Hi! I am Lucia and I go to tell you a topic, My first day in a secondary school:
I was eleven years old and I didn't met any people because I was new in the city.
I was very frightened because I didn't know where I should go.
I went to see the lists, and I met with a teacher and I asked wich was my class. After that I went to class and I was seeing my new friends until I saw a girl and I decided to talk with her and we became friends, her name was Sandra.
Sortly after that, we met Carla, she was a friendly girl.
After leaving class we were traveling high school, and we went to the coffe; we bought a sandwich.
Finally, leaving the classes we were given a tour of the street.

It was a normal day.
LuCiiA...

Redacción de ingles: My Hobbies

Hello, I am Lucia Raso and I love doing sports.
One exemple is the wheel skatting, is my favourite hobbie;
I love skatting.
I practise skating alone, but my coach, he teaches me and he corrects me, but he is very strict.
I practise skatting because it makes me feel good, and it calms me, and I have got many skater friends.
I do this sport on Wednesdays, and Fridays in the afternoon, and on Saturdays
in the moorning, I like it the same.
I practise it in the sport center, it is very big, and it does that it skate better.
This skate track is red.
In conclusion I love the skatting and I hope to continue a lot of more time.
And I like listening to music, painting, dancing, and going to the cinema with my friends too.


LuCiiA...

Redacción de ingles: Description Dani Martin.

He is Dani Martin. He is a member of El Canto Del Loco (pop band). Dani is twenty-five years old, and he is most handsome boy. He can sing and dance and he is an actor.

He is very friendly, and actractive. He is a fabolous singer.

He has got brown hair and his eyes are green.

He lives in Madrid, in Alcobendas; he loves diving there.

He has got medium height and muscular body.

He hasn't got glasses.

He also has broad shoulders. He hasn't got a beard.

He is very ambicious. And he is very pleasant and nice.

He is also strong, but he isn't fat.

He is more self-confident.

He is a character. I love him because, he is very similar of me (character) and ¡HE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE!